Burger King is doing this new thing where you can get a FREE WHOPPER…
… all you have to do is get fired. LOL
I’ve prepared a step-by-step plan to help you get some free jaunts:
(If you already are employed, proceed to step 3.)
- Apply for a job.
- Get the job.
- Get fired from your job.
- Get a LinkedIn profile. You can easily do so here.
- Post THIS: “I got fired. I want a free Whopper. #WhopperSeverance.”
- The team at Burger King will then send a link to register for a ‘Whopper Severance Package’, which includes a BK gift card.
- Proceed to get a delicious and incredibly cost effective burger!
- Make sweet sweet lo… wait…
That’s it! Free Burger King for all! At least we know if we’re a sh*tty employee (or better yet… have an even sh*ttier boss) we can claim not only un employment, but BK has your back when you get down.